Tramps like us, baby, we were born to BLOG!

The Boss says:
I'm not in the mood to work

Rosalita says:
i'm not either, but I've got deadlines

The Boss says:
screw your deadlines
let's get outta here
let's make our lives like an old Springsteen tune
we'll ditch everything in this one horse town, mister, and ride all night
come on!
hop on!
~revs engine~

Rosalita says:
can i strap my hands cross your engines?

The Boss says:
yes
it is required
we should go before we hit traffic on the turnpike

Rosalita says:
oh - good call
are you going to wear a helmet?

The Boss says:
if Springsteen's songs were really slice of life, he would hit more traffic on the turnpike
in his songs
like in the bridge

Rosalita says:
we might want rain ponchos too

The Boss says:
right
he never talks about that stuff

Rosalita says:
i guess his slice of life is pretty superficial
and doesn't take into account the day to day stuff

The Boss says:
Evereybody thinks he is so "real' but really
he is just impractical
Evereybody

Rosalita says:
right

The Boss says:
I need more Es in that word

Rosalita says:
evereyebeodey

The Boss says:
thanks

Rosalita says:
no prob

Bank bloggery

Clyde says:
I am going to the bank now

Bonnie says:
ok
bring me back something

Clyde says:
ok
a 1000 dollar bill?

Bonnie says:
yah

Clyde says:
a small plastic coin bank?
ok
one of each
I will get 1000 dollars in pennies
for your small plastic coin bank
for you

Bonnie says:
bring me a teller

Clyde says:
ok

Bonnie says:
i've always wanted my own teller

Clyde says:
ok

Bonnie says:
that way you don't have to get the money
cause i would just set the teller up in my basement, and anytime i needed money, the teller would have to give it to me

Clyde says:
you are going to go far in life, my friend

Bonnie says:
this is why I don't understand why people rob banks
why not just kidnap a teller?
that's their JOB
they HAVE to give you money
it's the LAW

Clyde says:
it seems so simple

Blogatar

Corn says:
do you know what my avatar is saying?
it is saying "shucks"
get it?

Death says:
good one

Corn says:
it took me a while to think of it
my brain is so slow today

Death says:
you know what my avatar is saying?
nothing
it's a tomato and they don't talk

Corn says:
it is still the raptor

Death says:
no

Corn says:
yes
it is saying "imma gonna eatchoo"

Death says:
it is supposed to be a tomato
why??

Corn says:
hold on
here

Corn says:


Corn says:
see?

Death says:
yah
weird

Corn says:
i am corn
you are death

Death says:
for me it is a tomato
I don't get it

Corn says:
that's the most fantastic quote in the world
"i am corn, you are death"
think about it

Death says:
~changes avatar~
is it eggs now?
lol

Corn says:
now you are devilled eggs

Death says:
~changes again~
now?

Corn says:
tomato

Death says:
yay

Corn says:
~changes MSN sig to "I am corn, you are death"~
look at my MSN sig

Death says:
lolol

Corn says:
i love it
I am going to make it my catchphrase
my raison d'etre

Death says:
I think it will catch on
if you say it enough
to everyone you meet

Corn says:
it's simple
catchy

Death says:
yup
rat-a-tat

Corn says:
blog?

Death says:
sure

Corn says:
this is just stupid enough to be blogworthy

The End of The Blogfair

Whatsherface says:
i am talking about myself too much
so
let's talk about the things about you that are like me
we're both musicians
which is cool
we're both tall
wait
no
we're both canadian
wait
no
we both....
ummm

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
hmmm
we're both into chicks
wait...
we both love dick
err

Whatsherface says:
WE BOTH HAVE DOGS!!
AND CATS!!

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
YEAH!
YEAH!

Whatsherface says:
whew
for a while there I thought we were gonna have to break up
and yet still remain friends

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and see each other at parties
and be a little awkward

Whatsherface says:
and you would introduce me to future-friends-you-don't-have-much-in-common-with as your warm and friendly ex-friend-you-don't-have-much-in-common-with.

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
awkward
crazy word
AWk

Whatsherface says:
and i would always be there for you in a sort of not-there-for-you way

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and I would send you Christmas cards
in February

Whatsherface says:
and you would be this ghosted out icon in my Messenger contact list
cause you would never be online (or so you would have me think)

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and I would respond to all your emails with the phrase "sounds good. Hope you're well!"
no matter what the email was about

Whatsherface says:
and when i tell you I'm coming to the city (whether I ask to see you or not) you'd always be out of town that weekend
even if it is 5 years hence

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and I will invite you to coffee, and then cancel at the last minute
once a month
and you will always say yes
hoping I will cancel at the last minute

Whatsherface says:
then
quietly
we will lose each other's email

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
I will miss you
sort of

----------------

Ed. note: No. We haven't broken up.

Blogetry

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I just had a spectacular poop

Edgar Allan Poo says:
no way

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about it before hand

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i did too!

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
no!

Edgar Allan Poo says:
it was VERY satisfying

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
mine too

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i almost sighed with pleasure in the stall

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
me too!

Edgar Allan Poo says:
but there was someone in the other stall so i kept quiet

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I was delighted

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i smiled happily to myself
and walked back to my desk with a spring in my step

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
isn't it grand?

Edgar Allan Poo says:
it is

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I love that spring
I feel SO good

Edgar Allan Poo says:
yah
me too

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
what should we do?
to celebrate

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i want to write an ode to satisfying poops

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
ohh

Edgar Allan Poo says:
let's write an ode

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
good idea

Edgar Allan Poo says:
Oh poop!!
(that's all i got)

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
An Ode to The Commode

Edgar Allan Poo says:
wait
it's coming
Oh poop!!
How glad I am of thee!
after the incommodious odiousness of the fullness of the bowels
you appear like fresh dew on a kitten's whisker
leaving me light and happy and free
i desire to admire thee
but
alas
i must flush thee

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
(butt)

Edgar Allan Poo says:
lol
that's all I got

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
BRAVO!
BRAVO!!!

Book Blog

Miss Teen USA South Carolina or Whoever She Was...and such says:
You should know that I am not really a joiner
so me joining a book club is a big deal
I might show up every Wednesday for a while
and I might bring snacks

Oprah says:
you're retarded

Miss Teen USA South Carolina or Whoever She Was...and such says:
but
after a while
I'll get lazy
who wrote the Zippy book?

Oprah says:
Haven Kimmel

Miss Teen USA South Carolina or Whoever She Was...and such says:
I want to go get it
before I get lazy
if I show up at next week's book club and say "I liked the part about the plants"
you'll know I got lazy
and didn't read it

Oprah says:
lolol