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DRATER says:
BLOG
DRATER says:
GOLB
DRATER says:
GLOB
Eyeroll says:
stop bothering me
DRATER says:
STOP
DRATER says:
STOP
DRATER says:
POTS
DRATER says:
POST
Eyeroll says:
you're retarded
DRATER says:
RETARDED
Eyeroll says:
god i hate canadians
DRATER says:
RETARDED
DRATER says:
DEDRATER
DRATER says:
GOD
DRATER says:
GOD
DRATER says:
DOG
DRATER says:
HATE
DRATER says:
HATE
DRATER says:
ETAH
Eyeroll says:
i'm closing this window
Eyeroll says:
because this IM is giving me hives
DRATER says:
HIVES
DRATER says:
HIVES
DRATER says:
SEVIH
DRATER says:
I wanna blog with you...ALLLL NIIIGHT
DRATER says:
blog you into daaay....
DRATER says:
I wanna blawg with Youooo
Eyeroll says:
you are so gay
DRATER says:
GAY
DRATER says:
GAY
DRATER says:
YAG
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
"And let this be a sign unto you"

Linus says:
i think we should blog today, even tho our hearts are hurting
Violet says:
I agree
Linus says:
we are just going to have to grit our teeth and blog right through it
Violet says:
sometimes a good blogging is what you need
Linus says:
it's going to be christmas soon
Linus says:
so, with that whole jesus-coming-out-of-the-tomb thing, i think we should resurrect the blog as well
Linus says:
it fits the season
Linus says:
don't you think?
Violet says:
I do...a blogerection is in order
Violet says:
for the spirit of the season
Linus says:
wait
Linus says:
is christmas when the easter bunny comes?
Violet says:
yes
Violet says:
no
Violet says:
wait
Linus says:
or is that when we fast?
Linus says:
i'm confused
Violet says:
Christmas is that fat kid with the arrow
Linus says:
wait
Linus says:
no
Linus says:
christmas is the barbecue and fireworks day
Violet says:
really?
Linus says:
wait
Linus says:
no
Violet says:
no
Linus says:
let me look it up
Violet says:
ok
Linus says:
it says christmas was when jesus was born and there were sheep
Linus says:
and shepherds abiding in the fields and they were sore afraid.
Linus says:
i wonder why they were sore
Violet says:
ask the sheep
Linus says:
there were also 3 wise guys
Linus says:
and a star
Linus says:
and a dude who ran around decapitating babies
Linus says:
sounds like a gruesome holiday
Violet says:
headless babies?
Violet says:
that's halloween
Linus says:
BUT
Linus says:
the whole gist is that jesus got born so that he could die later
Linus says:
so yay
Violet says:
he was born to die?
Linus says:
so i think we should re-birth the blog and then kill it later
Linus says:
in the spirit of the season
Violet says:
oh, that's good
Violet says:
call Mel Gibson
Violet says:
he'll film it
Violet says:
kick its ass but good
Linus says:
it's very medea-ish of us
Violet says:
it is
Violet says:
and
Violet says:
it will make us famous
Violet says:
Jesus is really famous
Linus says:
my mother is gonna kill me when she sees this entry
Linus says:
then we'll REALLY have a medea-ish situation on our hands
Violet says:
yes, but then we can bring you back too
Violet says:
Jesus is more famous than the Beatles
Violet says:
I think
Violet says:
wait...
Violet says:
no he isn't
Linus says:
jesus is famous, but he's kinda hit a plateau, y'know?
Violet says:
yeah
Linus says:
he's like Morgan Freeman - everyone knows he's there, he's been around forever, but you don't really cast him in the big budget pictures
Violet says:
Jesus way over saturated the market
Violet says:
he needs to reinvent himself
Violet says:
like Madonna
Violet says:
not his mom...but...you know what I mean
Linus says:
yah
Linus says:
ok
Linus says:
we blogged
Linus says:
that was hard
Linus says:
cause my heart is hurting
Violet says:
mine too
Linus says:
and i'm not really in the blogging frame of mind
Linus says:
but we did it
Violet says:
mine is just heavy
Violet says:
good job
Linus says:
my heart is still hurting tho - metaphysically
Violet says:
yeah, but it is better to have blogged and lost than to never have blogged at all
Violet says:
or something like that
Linus says:
i hate that fucking aphorism
Linus says:
that sucks ASS
Violet says:
yeah
Linus says:
I will never blog again
Linus says:
cause blogging and losing sucks MAJOR FUCKING ASS
Linus says:
and it's not worth it
Violet says:
Jesus wants you to blog again
Violet says:
how much of this are you putting up?
Violet says:
maybe a few edits?
Violet says:
what's your name?
Violet says:
Jesus?
Violet says:
Medea?
Linus says:
i dunno who to be
Linus says:
i wanna put it all up
Linus says:
I am going to be Linus
Linus says:
you are Violet
Violet says:
ok
Violet says:
why?
Linus says:
cause i keep hearing Linus from that Charlie Brown Christmas special thingy saying in my head "and let this be a sign unto you"
Linus says:
you are Violet from Charlie Brown cause you look like her
Violet says:
lol
Violet says:
ok
Linus says:
this is you
Linus says:
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