Clear as Mud

99 says:
it feels good to blog again
Max says:
it does
99 says:
get back on the horse
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it's like riding a bike
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blogging, not riding a horse
99 says:
horses don't have pedals
Max says:
right.....?
99 says:
but you know what I mean
Max says:
sure I don't
99 says:
oh, well
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I mean
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if you fall off the horse, you can jump back on and grab the handlebars tight and ride like Lance Armstrong into the wind
99 says:
see?
Max says:
ahhhhh!
Max says:
it all makes sense to me now

An Argument For The Establishment of The Institute of Advanced Twinkie Research

99 says:
did you drink a twinkie?
Max says:
NO!
Max says:
dan didn't bring the twinkies
99 says:
damn dan!
Max says:
he's going to bring them tonight
99 says:
oh good
Max says:
and we're gonna do scientific experiments
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like - how long in a microwave at full power will it take for twinkies to vaporize?
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and - how much force is exerted on a car window by having a frozen twinkie hurled at it at 70mph
99 says:
I am going to start a band called "Liquid Twinkies" by the way
99 says:
these are very good ideas
Max says:
yah
Max says:
i'm excited by the possiblility of great scientific breakthroughs
99 says:
I have been wondering why there isn't evidence-based info on this type of thing
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and now, there will be
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a very exciting time for science
Max says:
yup
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we're doing the world a service
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feel free to nominate me for a Nobel Prize
99 says:
already done
99 says:
did you receive any grants for this work?
Max says:
um
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i am granting dan 5 bucks for supplies
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you know - overhead costs
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we'll use pre-existing lab equipment
99 says:
yes, yes, important to note the indirect costs and all
Max says:
yes indeed
99 says:
will there be a formal evaluation of your findings?
Max says:
i've contacted the Director of Polyunsaturated Fats, Monosodium Glutamate Division at the NIH
99 says:
they support good works
Max says:
i'm hoping he'll be our grant watchdog (and bring along his friend Red Dye #5 - I was inspired by his research with Twizzlers)
99 says:
did they require a logic model?
Max says:
No, but they did suggest a good diet plan
99 says:
excellent, excellent
Max says:
I am going to email this to Dan and Paul
Max says:
Paul is excited about the scientific implications as well
99 says:
is this blogworthy?
Max says:
oh yeah
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definitely blogworthy
99 says:
cool
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save it
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i'm saving
Max says:
did you know i can get to the blog from my shoe?
99 says:
your shoe is amazing
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you are Get Smart
Max says:
i know!
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i love my shoe
99 says:
put a pic of Don Adams with his shoe phone at the top of this entry
Max says:
i found out that if I put the phone on vibrate and drop it in my lap......i forget the rest