We Can't Think Of a Title For This One

Maytag says:
Facebook is suggesting I should become a fan of laundry detergent

Kenmore says:
me too

Maytag says:
I mean

Kenmore says:
i know

Maytag says:
I like laundry detergent
and I use it
but

Kenmore says:
yeah
too much

Maytag says:
I'm not sure than I am a fan of it

Kenmore says:
i can't get worked up over it
it's there
i use it
it doesn't need the celebrity

Maytag says:
I don't have a single poster of laundry detergent on my bedroom wall

Kenmore says:
i don't have RSS feeds set up to tell me when laundry detergent is in the news

Maytag says:
I don't follow it from city to city in a van with my friends

Kenmore says:
i haven't turned down a date because laundry detergent is on TV and I NEED to watch

Maytag says:
I have not named any of my pets after laundry detergent

Kenmore says:
i have never been inside a laundry detergent convention

Maytag says:
I have never waited outside laundry detergent's hotel

Kenmore says:
i have never drawn hearts around my name and laundry detergent's on my Trapper Keeper

Maytag says:
I think I will ignore Facebook's suggestion

Kenmore says:
me too