White Text says:
Hi
I was parking my car this morning
and Kanye West pulled up
and said
"I'll let you finish, but that guy over there parked his car SO MUCH BETTER".

Reddy says:
that's funny
because
I was getting dressed this morning
and Kanye West came into my bathroom
and said
listen, you look ok, but BEYONCE IS THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN ON EARTH!

White Text says:
that's really funny
because
I went downstairs to the vending machine
and i was putting my quarters in to get a soda
and Kanye West came up and grabbed the other quarters out of my hand and beckoned to Beyonce and said "c'mere baby. show this amateur how a PROFESSIONAL feeds quarters into a vending machine"

Reddy says:
ok, spooky
because
this morning I was getting on the subway
and Kanye West jumped up and demanded I give my seat to Beyonce
then
he pushed Taylor Swift off the train

White Text says:
it's freaky
cause I was talking to Taylor Swift
when Kanye came up and told me I don't care about black people
wait
sorry
wrong juvenile outburst