White Text says:
Hi
I was parking my car this morning
and Kanye West pulled up
and said
"I'll let you finish, but that guy over there parked his car SO MUCH BETTER".

Reddy says:
that's funny
because
I was getting dressed this morning
and Kanye West came into my bathroom
and said
listen, you look ok, but BEYONCE IS THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN ON EARTH!

White Text says:
that's really funny
because
I went downstairs to the vending machine
and i was putting my quarters in to get a soda
and Kanye West came up and grabbed the other quarters out of my hand and beckoned to Beyonce and said "c'mere baby. show this amateur how a PROFESSIONAL feeds quarters into a vending machine"

Reddy says:
ok, spooky
because
this morning I was getting on the subway
and Kanye West jumped up and demanded I give my seat to Beyonce
then
he pushed Taylor Swift off the train

White Text says:
it's freaky
cause I was talking to Taylor Swift
when Kanye came up and told me I don't care about black people
wait
sorry
wrong juvenile outburst

Jon and Kate + I lost count

Jon says:
i don't think i could get a reality show
i'm not weird enough

Kate says:
me neither
I'm not crazy enough
I am kind of boring
the show would be me walking my dog and watching Iron Chef

Jon says:
me too

Kate says:
not a good show

Jon says:
my show would be me doing laundry and playing with my iPhone

Kate says:
will she use one or two Bounce sheets?
stay tuned!
not a ratings grabber

Jon says:
yeah

Kate says:
They could do a full hour of me wandering around Home Depot looking at gardening tools
but
no one would watch

Jon says:
i could have a camera crew film me sorting my bills
that won't compete with Lost, tho

Kate says:
They could do a Very Special Episode of me drinking a beer and reading Vermont Life Magazine.
but no one would text 5701 to vote for that

Jon says:
they could have a cliffhanger with me having to make the agonizing decision between going to bed and staying up to watch Letterman
but that's no "who shot JR?"

Kate says:
maybe we shouldn't get a show

Jon says:
that's what I'm thinking