Town Hall Blog

That One says:
I just blew my nose
and
I could heat my block for a year on what came out

This One says:
you are now energy independent

That One says:
yes

This One says:
i have decided to start calling you "that one"

That One says:
plesse do
plesse

This One says:
plesse
even while you are standing right next to me

That One says:
yeah
and don't look at me when you say it
just point sideways

This One says:
ok

That One says:
and sneer

This One says:
thing is
there's only you and me in this room
so
how do i manage it
?
wait
let me rephrase
there's only me and that one in this room

That One says:
just stare straight ahead
pretend Tom Brokaw is here

This One says:
i love Mumbles Brokaw
i love how he can't pronounce anything

That One says:
me too
he can't say his own name
Bwokaw
I find it charming

This One says:
or can't get anything out without his tongue trying to pummel it to death
and did you know
you have one minute to respond
starting.........NOW

That One says:
First of all
let me say thanks to the troops

This One says:
don't forget to stand uncomfortably close to the audience

That One says:
I might even touch one of them

This One says:
maybe look like you're gonna vault the risers or something

That One says:
It is also possible that I will make jokes that make people feel slightly uncomfortable
but I will laugh

This One says:
at least he didn't call him The Obama

That One says:
That One makes me want to vote for you

This One says:
you are confusing me
who is That One?

That One says:
you

This One says:
I thought Keanu Reeves was The One

That One says:
he is THE One Obama is THAT One

This One says:
Which one?

That One says:
That One
but
not This One

This One says:
wait
Any One?

That One says:
Only One

This One says:
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