The End of The Blogfair

Whatsherface says:
i am talking about myself too much
so
let's talk about the things about you that are like me
we're both musicians
which is cool
we're both tall
wait
no
we're both canadian
wait
no
we both....
ummm

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
hmmm
we're both into chicks
wait...
we both love dick
err

Whatsherface says:
WE BOTH HAVE DOGS!!
AND CATS!!

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
YEAH!
YEAH!

Whatsherface says:
whew
for a while there I thought we were gonna have to break up
and yet still remain friends

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and see each other at parties
and be a little awkward

Whatsherface says:
and you would introduce me to future-friends-you-don't-have-much-in-common-with as your warm and friendly ex-friend-you-don't-have-much-in-common-with.

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
awkward
crazy word
AWk

Whatsherface says:
and i would always be there for you in a sort of not-there-for-you way

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and I would send you Christmas cards
in February

Whatsherface says:
and you would be this ghosted out icon in my Messenger contact list
cause you would never be online (or so you would have me think)

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and I would respond to all your emails with the phrase "sounds good. Hope you're well!"
no matter what the email was about

Whatsherface says:
and when i tell you I'm coming to the city (whether I ask to see you or not) you'd always be out of town that weekend
even if it is 5 years hence

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
and I will invite you to coffee, and then cancel at the last minute
once a month
and you will always say yes
hoping I will cancel at the last minute

Whatsherface says:
then
quietly
we will lose each other's email

Ralph (don't call me Ralph!) Fiennes says:
I will miss you
sort of

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Ed. note: No. We haven't broken up.