Short Blogtention Span

Reddy says:
why was I logged out?

White Text says:
the Large Hadron Collider

Reddy says:
oh
of coures
coures

White Text says:
coures
listen
i tried to keep a list of all the shit we had to talk about
but
i got lazy
and
i forget stuff

Reddy says:
me too

White Text says:
i also sort of lost interest
i mean
not to sound disloyal or anything
but hey
i can't keep track of shit for you when you go gallivanting off to Vermont

Reddy says:
I hear ya
we are in the moment kind of girls

White Text says:
right
we are the poster children for low attention spans

Reddy says:
exactly

White Text says:
what?

Reddy says:
huh?
anyhoo
I have to pee

Lugnut & Scooter

Blah Blah Blahg generally disapproves of blogging about politics and elections, mostly because we don't understand it (them?) and it (they?) doesn't (don't?) have a beat and you can't dance to it (yadda), but we thought it was our civic duty to watch the moose-killer's speech to the RNC last night...

Reddy says:
ok
I watched it
I didn't puke
I belched a few times
but no actual puke came up
so
VOTE FOR PALIN!

White Text says:
you've been turned
you've been brainwashed
i am calling the intervention people

Reddy says:
well, I figured if I didn't vomit up my lunch...
like
if Bush gives a speech and doesn't pee his pants and fall down, then it is a success
I guess I have lowered the bar
also
I am no longer gay
and
I am pregnant with twins
I will call them Lugnut and Scooter

White Text says:
don't forget you just shot a squirrel for lunch
LOLOLOL@ names!

Reddy says:
Luggy
for short