Monday, November 14, 2005

Reunited And It Feels So Good.

Peaches says:
why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
I am so busy, plus you hate me
Peaches says:
granted, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
my lips have been crazy glued together?
Peaches says:
ok, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
my tongue was removed by savages?
Peaches says:
ok
Peaches says:
but
Peaches says:
why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
I took a vow of silence?
Peaches says:
that's fine, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
I'm all action, no talk?
Peaches says:
i could see why you'd say that, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
cuz I listented to that Beach Boys song "Don't Talk, put your head on my shoulder", and I thought it was a message from you through Brian Wilson?
Peaches says:
ok, but how come you weren't listening to Gwen Stefani sing "don't speak" while you weren't talking to me and why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
cuz Gwen Stefani sucks
Peaches says:
oh
Peaches says:
that explains it all, actually
Peaches says:
now i *know* why you won't talk to me
Herb says:
right, you're getting it
Peaches says:
it's gwen's fault
Peaches says:
that bitch
Herb says:
yeah, she sucks
Herb says:
I don't care how nice her tummy is in a little shirt
Peaches says:
don't let her come between us
Herb says:
never

The Blog is Dying



Reasons why the blog is dying:
1) Solveig is too busy drooling after The Swank.
2) lice
3) Solveig hates me
4) Solveig is never signed in anymore
5)
6) because God hates blogs

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Prison Bitch




Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I have a confession to make
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I secretly sorta wished that you would go up the river so we could blog about it and you could be my prison-daddy.
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I would miss you, but it would be good for the blog and our famousnicity
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Because let's face it, America loves criminals
McGuilty says:
i'll go up the river for you
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
thank you
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Can I come visit?
McGuilty says:
yah
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and talk to you through the glass on that phone
McGuilty says:
yah
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and you could put your hand to the glass, and then I'd put my hand to the glass...
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
so romantic
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and I say stuff like, "I'm gonna get you outta here, baby"
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
"the blog has been askin about ya"
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
"I don't know what to tell it, being so young and all..."
McGuilty says:
that would be awesome
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and you get all emotional
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
so awesome
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
let's do it
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
commit a crime
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
for the blog
McGuilty says:
what should I do?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
dunno
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what do you feel like doing?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
it is your crime and your jail time
McGuilty says:
umm
McGuilty says:
jaywalking?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
hmmm
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I don't think you'd go up the river for that
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what else you got?
McGuilty says:
ummm
McGuilty says:
i didn't renew my dog’s dog license
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
ohhh, that's good
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
ok, so
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
you will go up the river for failing to renew the dog license
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
how many years you get for that?
McGuilty says:
20 to life with no chance of parole
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
wow
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
ok
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
good
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
see you up the river!!!
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
post this on the blog and call it, "Up the River"
McGuilty says:
ok
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what's your name?
McGuilty says:
McGuilty
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what's mine?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what is a good name for someone who sticks by her "man" when he goes "away" for several years?
McGuilty says:
ummm
McGuilty says:
crystalll
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
lololol
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
yes, with three L's
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Crystalll
McGuilty says:
wanda sue
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Lolol
McGuilty says:
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg

(Blah Blah Blahg would like to thank the lovely DJ for the appropriately trashy yet hilarious name.)