Blogassic Poop

Pace says:
this morning I couldnt' find wibby

Poop says:
oh no

Pace says:
she was on the porch all yesterday evening and night
and she pooped out there
cause she was trapped
it wasn't her fault
so I'm not mad

Poop says:
poor wibbs
sometimes when I am trapped I poop too

Pace says:
i pace
looking for a way out
and keep testing the cage
like the raptors in Jurassic Park

Poop says:
not me

Pace says:
eventually i find a weakness
and escape
and eat everyone in the movie

Poop says:
I just sit down and poop
until someone finds me
or I get eaten by raptors

Pace says:
this is why i am better than you

Poop says:
one of the many reasons

Fundamentals of Blogic

Teddy Roosevelt says:
hello
my internet went down like a three dollar street walker
but
I am back

Aristotle says:
lol
that's nice

Teddy Roosevelt says:
yah
I got email called "very very magic stick"
should I open it?

Aristotle says:
hmmmm
well
there are 2 ways to look at this
1) if you open it, a very very magic stick might materialize out of your computer and then you can go duel with that douchebag harry potter
or
2) it's spam

Teddy Roosevelt says:
oh
why do you hate Harry?

Aristotle says:
i don't

Teddy Roosevelt says:
I mean that kid had a pretty big burden to carry

Aristotle says:
i am just assuming that whoever sent you that stick hates harry potter

Teddy Roosevelt says:
oh
good point

Aristotle says:
why else would they send it to you all willy nilly anonymously and stuff
unless they wanted harry potter dead
think about it
it's logical

Teddy Roosevelt says:
it is
you are logical
you think things through
and then offer opionions
opinijiosns
opi-onions

Aristotle says:
logic flows from me like concrete blocks through a storm drain

Teddy Roosevelt says:
that's what I'm saying
(I typed "opi onions" up there)

Aristotle says:
i am ignoring it
(onions make me cry)

Teddy Roosevelt says:
some opinions make me cry
so we have a lot in common