Blog Me Baby One More Time

Tiffany says:
so how about the Spears Family Trainwreck?

Debbie Gibson says:
i don't think the Spearseseses are real
i think they are actors
paid to play a dysfunctional family

Tiffany says:
that is the best explanation
are there any other young spears sister left?
is JLS the last?

Debbie Gibson says:
let me wiki them

Tiffany says:
I think Santa needs to bring the Spears girls condoms for Christmas
and stay till morning to show them how to put one on using a banana

Debbie Gibson says:
there is an older brother bryan

Tiffany says:
bryan?
what's wrong with him?

Debbie Gibson says:
don't know yet

Tiffany says:
has he knocked anyone up?
caught with a trannie in West Hollywood?

Debbie Gibson says:
well, i think he's going to need a different dysfunction
britney's done the drugs and white trash marriage thing

Tiffany says:
right

Debbie Gibson says:
jamie did the teenage pregnancy thing

Tiffany says:
right

Debbie Gibson says:
maybe he's a serial killer

Tiffany says:
maybe he is a computer programmer who goes to work every day and leads a normal life
nah
what was I thinking?
definitely a serial killer

Debbie Gibson says:
lol

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Reddy is off in sunnier climes and won't be back till next Tuesday, so here's some pics she texted me of her vacation (I'll post more as I get them):

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Mitt Giuliani says:
so

Walter Mondale says:
so

Mitt Giuliani says:
since thursday

Walter Mondale says:
yes
?

Mitt Giuliani says:
Canada, New York (twice!), and Baltimore have visited our blog
that is our fan base

Walter Mondale says:
Baltimore loves us

Mitt Giuliani says:
that is our CORE CONSTITUENCY
we need to make sure we meet their needs

Walter Mondale says:
East Coast

Mitt Giuliani says:
I think we need to set up a suggestion box
"Stuff the CORE CONSTITUENCY would like to see us blog about"
i mean
anyone can suggest stuff
we're just gonna throw out anything that isn't relevant to or suggested by our CORE CONSTITUENCY

Walter Mondale says:
ok
but
are we pandering?

Mitt Giuliani says:
know what I guess they're gonna want to see us blog about?
they're gonna want us to blog about gypsy guitar playing meat eating teachers
and
we both know we'll never blog about that
so
let's nod our heads politely at our CORE CONSTITUENCY but silently say "eff you"

Walter Mondale says:
so we take suggestions
then ignore them?

Mitt Giuliani says:
yah
we ignore them

Walter Mondale says:
ok
this sounds easy

Mitt Giuliani says:
basically, we just keep on doing what we're doing

Walter Mondale says:
I can do that without much effort at all
I'm in
have you considered running for office?
I think you'd do very well

Mitt Giuliani says:
I'm a big fan of the words "constituency" "pundit" "wonk" and "can you please pass me the toilet paper while I caress your toes?"
sometimes I wonk my pundit when I think about my constituency

Walter Mondale says:
lol
I think you should put this up
but you may as well edit me out
that was all you

Mitt Giuliani says:
i can't edit you out
you are the yin to my yang

Walter Mondale says:
I was your straight man in this one
Which is new for me
on many levels

Mitt Giuliani says:
lolol