Blog Whore

Sugar Tits:
good
I want to blog more
I have tasted blog
and I want more

Mel Gibson:
oh it's like that is it?
what's next?

Sugar Tits:
I want to bite off a big old chunk of blog

Mel Gibson:
hiding out behind the dumpster to blog?
selling heirlooms to blog?
TURNING TRICKS TO BLOG?

Sugar Tits:
come on! I need a blog, baby!

Mel Gibson:
i have needs too

Sugar Tits:
real baaaad
~scratches~
~twitches~

Mel Gibson:
~unzips fly~

Sugar Tits:
~feels shame~
~does it anyway~

Blogella (Blog +novella)

Mel Gibson:
i have just set my preferences to log my chats

Sugar Tits:
excellent

Mel Gibson:
i am going to test it
i am going to quit this and then come back

~sign out, sign in~

Mel Gibson:
guess what
it didn't log my chat

Sugar Tits:
fucker

Mel Gibson:
ok
lemme try this again

Sugar Tits:
ok
~waits~

Mel Gibson:
~sign out, sign in~

Mel Gibson:
it worked

Sugar Tits:
oh good

Mel Gibson:
you'll notice, again, that i am doing all the work
that is because i care more than you

Sugar Tits:
my hands are tied

Mel Gibson:
your hands are lazy

Sugar Tits:
same diff

Mel Gibson:
sigh
i thought things would be different
this time around
we've been through so much
so much adversity
not blogging, not CONNECTING
and yet you are still lazy
still content to be the dumb pretty one

Sugar Tits:
you just can't accept me for who I am

Mel Gibson:
sigh
do you want this?
do you?
do you want our first blogella to be about this?
i think you're better than this
and more than that

Sugar Tits:
I think you have to let me be me for me...see?

Mel Gibson:
we'll never get famous until YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS

Sugar Tits:
you want to make me into this version of me that only you see but I can only be me and not the me you want me to be

Mel Gibson:
i squished a flea
and flicked it into the sea

Sugar Tits:
golly gee
want some tea?

Mel Gibson:
fiddle dee dee she said with glee

Sugar Tits:
rama lama ding diddy ding dong dee

Mel Gibson:
~slaps sugar tits~

Sugar Tits:
~cuffs Gibson~

Mel Gibson:
i have to pee

Sugar Tits:
ok

Mel Gibson:
whoooo
that was a twofer

Sugar Tits:
I love that

Mel Gibson:
i think we've got a little sumpin sumpin for the blog now
gotta start slow

Sugar Tits:
and build up to something BIG

we're baaaaaaack