Faceblog

Friendster says:
so
hi
are we still fighting?
about faceplant
i mean facebook

Myspace says:
you tell me
I think fighting about facepaint is dumb
I mean facebook

Friendster says:
i wasn't the one who got all uppity about spacecamp
i mean facebook

Myspace says:
you freaked out when I said I wanted no part of fistfuck
I mean facebook

Friendster says:
show me where I freaked out about greasepuck
i mean facebook
(i can't top your last one)

Myspace says:
yah

Blog Spice

Tarragon says:
so listen
scary spice was right
eddie is her baby's daddy
what do you think about THAT?

Paprika says:
I Think I am not THAT surprised

Tarragon says:
why do they fight?
what happened?
eddie is treating her like she's asbestos or something

Paprika says:
well

Tarragon says:
tell me

Paprika says:
Eddie just wanted a piece of spice, but I'm sure he didn't want to admit it in public

Tarragon says:
but
they were photographed together!
they are all "I love him, I love her"
then BAM

Paprika says:
well

Tarragon says:
eddie drops her like she's hot

Paprika says:
I guess he couldn't give her the ziga-zig-ah she needed
that's what she REALLY REALY wants

Tarragon says:
hhmmm
so sad

Paprika says:
it is
will they name the baby Bastard Spice?

Tarragon says:
Old Spice

Paprika says:
All Spice

Tarragon says:
Afro Spice
Spice Spice Baby
get it?

Paprika says:
yes
good one

Tarragon says:
thank you

Blog-izzle

Rizzy says:
hello
are you so busy?
I am so busy

Whizzy says:
busy in a tizzy
we will be better next week

Rizzy says:
you aren't too busy to drop dope rhymes, I see

Whizzy says:
you're crizzy

Rizzy says:
crizzy like a fizzy

Whizzy says:
chillin' like Queen Lizzy

Rizzy says:
this chat makes me dizzy

Whizzy says:
(shorty)

Rizzy says:
yah

Whizzy says:
blog?
Blog-izzle?

Rizzy says:
yah

Whizzy says:
i will include a note that says that due to outside pressures (moving house, work) we have experienced a drop in our blog count
and thus have been unable to conceive a blog naturally

Rizzy says:
lol

Everybody Blogs You

One Hit says:
I have to learn Everybody Wants You by Billy Squire for a gig on Friday
jealous?

Wonder says:
so jealous

One Hit says:
YOU GIVE IT ALL AWAAAAAY!!!!!
everybody wants you

Wonder says:
[hair toss]
[struts]

One Hit says:
yup

Wonder says:
[pouty lip]

One Hit says:
[rips tight pants]

Wonder says:
[stares upwards through tousled bangs]

One Hit says:
[thinks I am Robert Plant]

Wonder says:
[never makes another hit record again]

One Hit says:
[disappears from the public eye]
[makes millions from karaoke royalties]

Wonder says:
[lives on in the hearts of girls with no gaydar]