Bloggal Warming

That Indian (sorry, Native American) That Cried On That Commercial In The 70's says:
hi
what were we talking about?

Al Gore says:
hi
I forget

That Indian (sorry, Native American) That Cried On That Commercial In The 70's says:
oh
me too

Al Gore says:
what did you do for earth day?

That Indian (sorry, Native American) That Cried On That Commercial In The 70's says:
i tossed a piece of gum out the window of our rental car
sorry, earth

Al Gore says:
I burned down an entire forest
my bad, earth

That Indian (sorry, Native American) That Cried On That Commercial In The 70's says:
i poured industrial solvents into the hudson
oopsy daisy, earth

Al Gore says:
I turned on the AC and opened all the windows
getcha next time, earth

That Indian (sorry, Native American) That Cried On That Commercial In The 70's says:
i accidentally left the space heater on in Greenland
sorry, coastal flooded areas

Al Gore says:
I punched a drowning polar bear right in the face
simmer down, PETA

That Indian (sorry, Native American) That Cried On That Commercial In The 70's says:
lolol
you win

Drum Key & Tomato

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
hi

Dr. Drew says:
stop being a roller skate key

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok
I'll be a drum key
there

Dr. Drew says:
it looks like an intra-uterine device

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I have a doc appointment today

Dr. Drew says:
NO! you are not sick!
don't be sick!

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I'm not
my arm is F'd

Dr. Drew says:
who f'd your arm up?

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
there is something wrong with my right arm/shoulder
I don't really know
but it hurts

Dr. Drew says:
you have bursitis

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
and it doesn't work right

Dr. Drew says:
you have bursitis

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I think it is a mouse thing

Dr. Drew says:
bursitis

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I do?

Dr. Drew says:
bursitis
there
i didn't even charge you a copay

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
is that a repetitive stress thing?
I think that might be it
you are really good at this

Dr. Drew says:
yep

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
you should write for WebMD

Dr. Drew says:
nah
that's for amateurs

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
well, at least take the co-pay
I'll send you 15 bucks

Dr. Drew says:
no
don't do it
i don't charge my friends

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok, well thanks
will I need PT? rest?
what do I do?

Dr. Drew says:
oh - just stop doing whatever it was you were doing to f your arm up

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok
punching orphans is fun though

Dr. Drew says:
well, you can punch orphans
you just can't do it repetitively

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
got it

Dr. Drew says:
try to cut down on your orphan portion size
i will ask one thing in lieu of the copay

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok

Dr. Drew says:
the thing i need you to do is - stop being a drum key

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
am I a tomato?

Dr. Drew says:
you are a tomato