Blogging For the Gold

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
hi
did you see my town float by last night?

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
I did
did you see me wave?

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
i saw a tiny speck wave a drumstick
was that you?

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says::
it was

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
cool

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
then Phelps swam by and his wake knocked me off my stool

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
lololol
did you see him swim?

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
I did
it was awesome
OLYMPIC FEVER

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
did they fit an outboard motor to his anus?

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
I think so
I can't believe how fast he was

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
he finished, read war and peace, filed his income taxes and got married and divorced before any of the other competitors finished

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
He made a sandwich, drove to Texas, and watched the Godfather Trilogy before the others were done

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
he did something that took a really long time, did another thing that took a really long time, and then did something else that took a really long time and then the others finished

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
yah
it was fast

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
(i was out of ideas)

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
(me too)

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Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
i am not neglecting our blog

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
I don't think you are
our blog is a team effort
like the men's swimming relay race

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
right
like the relay
sometimes i am at the sidelines, with my lycra suit down at my ankles, cheering you on

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
right
and sometimes I am peeing in the pool

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
right
and sometimes I am standing there breathing out of my mouth like a gap jawed retard and i'm picking my nose because i don't know the camera is on me

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
right
and sometimes I shave my chest, not because it helps stop the drag in the pool, but because I like to feel silky smooth and pretty

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
right
and sometimes, I light matches off my hipbones, cause it's just easier

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
right
and sometimes I wear my speedo around the house cuz I like the way it hugs my package

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says::
(i'm out)

Little No-Talent Lip Sync-er says:
(blog?)

Ugly, Yet Talented Little Chinese Girl says:
(yeah)