iBlog

Ludacris says:
hi

Bruce says:
hi

Ludacris says:
how are you

Bruce says:
I am fine

Ludacris says:
great

Bruce says:
how are you?

Ludacris says:
fine thanks

Bruce says:
good

Ludacris says:
i am in love with my iPhone

Bruce says:
does it love you back?

Ludacris says:
it does everything i tell it to do and it doesn't leave the toilet seat up or leave dirty socks on the floor. If that's not love, I don't know what is.

Bruce says:
I am happy you have found true love

Ludacris says:
i am currently browsing through iTunes, looking for a phone app that will pick my nose for me

Bruce says:
I want you to be prepared for the day the honeymoon ends
when you get the blue screen sad mac face

Ludacris says:
look
don't harsh my buzz

Bruce says:
I just want you to be ready

Ludacris says:
in the words of ELO
don't bring me down, bruce

Bruce says:
BRUCE?
who is Bruce?

Ludacris says:
you

Bruce says:
oh
right
I want you to be happy
but
these kinds of relationships are hard
and
sometimes
things happen

Ludacris says:
in the words of Ludacris
Get back mutha-effa, you don't know me like dat

Bruce says:
I like that you have quoted Jeff Lynne and Ludacris
you are well-rounded

Ludacris says:
i am
In the words of AC/DC
I've got big balls
(round)

Bruce says:
(got it)

Ludacris says:
(blog?)

Bruce says:
yah
(yay)

Ludacris says:
k

Bruce says:
I am Bruce

Ludacris says:
who am i?

Bruce says:
Jeff Lynne or Ludacris?

Ludacris says:
Ludacris, definitely
ok, now don't post until i get this all copied up and pasted

Bruce says:
ok
wait
title?
iBlog?

Ludacris says:
WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU??