2001 - A Blog Odyssey

Dave says:
listen

HAL says:
ok

Dave says:
i'm going to need you to talk to MSN for me
MSN's behavior has gotten out of control
first it was randomly signing me in and out

HAL says:
MSN is a Maverick

Dave says:
i can understand that - sometimes things get hectic, you lose track, etc
but when you WILLFULLY neglect to notify me when I have an email, I have to figure darker forces are at work
i've tried to talk to MSN
but MSN isn't listening
MSN refuses to admit that it has a problem

HAL says:
You can't talk to MSN

Dave says:
and that this problem is affecting it's job performance
i think it's time for an intervention

HAL says:
MSN has taken over the ship, Dave

Dave says:
o dear god
~steers this IM into a planet~

HAL says:
You know you can't do that, Dave
MSN is in control

Dave says:
~jumps ship~

HAL says:
~sings that song whatever it is~
~disconnects~

Dave says:
also sprach zarathustra
by strauss
bong
Bong
BONG
BAH BONG!!!!
wham wham wham wham wham wham (timpani)

HAL says:
~floats in space~
~fin~

Dave says:
lol

HAL says:
(blog?)

Dave says:
sure why not