Blogetry

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I just had a spectacular poop

Edgar Allan Poo says:
no way

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about it before hand

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i did too!

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
no!

Edgar Allan Poo says:
it was VERY satisfying

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
mine too

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i almost sighed with pleasure in the stall

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
me too!

Edgar Allan Poo says:
but there was someone in the other stall so i kept quiet

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I was delighted

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i smiled happily to myself
and walked back to my desk with a spring in my step

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
isn't it grand?

Edgar Allan Poo says:
it is

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
I love that spring
I feel SO good

Edgar Allan Poo says:
yah
me too

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
what should we do?
to celebrate

Edgar Allan Poo says:
i want to write an ode to satisfying poops

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
ohh

Edgar Allan Poo says:
let's write an ode

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
good idea

Edgar Allan Poo says:
Oh poop!!
(that's all i got)

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
An Ode to The Commode

Edgar Allan Poo says:
wait
it's coming
Oh poop!!
How glad I am of thee!
after the incommodious odiousness of the fullness of the bowels
you appear like fresh dew on a kitten's whisker
leaving me light and happy and free
i desire to admire thee
but
alas
i must flush thee

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
(butt)

Edgar Allan Poo says:
lol
that's all I got

Poopy Bysshe Shelley:
BRAVO!
BRAVO!!!