Blogsplosion

Natty Bumppo says:
oh dear lord!!!
are you covered with asbestos?

Cora says:
the plants on my little balcony are

Natty Bumppo says:
old faithfull erupted!
are you ok?
I didn't get your text till this morning!!

Cora says:
I'm fine
it was spooky though

Natty Bumppo says:
jeebers!!!!
so worried!!!!

Cora says:
it sounded like thunder

Natty Bumppo says:
BOOM!!!!!

Cora says:
long rolling thunder
I texted you

Natty Bumppo says:
yah!!

Cora says:
STAY ALIVE!!!!

Natty Bumppo says:
i didn't get it till this morning cause sprint is a tampon

Cora says:
lol

Natty Bumppo says:
i was like...nooooooooo!!!!
and then I took off in slo-mo running
with a grimace on my face
i was coming to find you

Cora says:
in the rain
I was staying alive
NO MATTER WHAT OCCURRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natty Bumppo says:
then i got captured by indians

Cora says:
I was wondering why you never found me
my building was evacuated

Natty Bumppo says:
and when i got to you, the indians wanted to kill you
so i bargained
i traded them a priggish english soldier for you

Cora says:
haha
priggish
good word

Natty Bumppo says:
then your sister jumped off a cliff

Cora says:
this is quite a story
it should be a movie

Natty Bumppo says:
it was a dramatic morning
but listen
it's not over yet
i got this dude name Uncas to off the dude who kidnapped you
and then we stared off into the sunset

Cora says:
roll credits

Natty Bumppo says:
(blog?)

Cora says:
yah
with some edits maybe
I was rambling

Natty Bumppo says:
ok

Cora says:
CUZ IT WAS SCARY

Kim Blog Il

White Text says:
hey! Korea stopped by on the 11th

Reddy says:
KOREA!!!
wowowow

White Text says:
I bet China told Korea about us

Reddy says:
Yeah
has China been by?

White Text says:
not recently
China has been busy

Reddy says:
Well, they have a lot going on
the cat food thing
the tooth paste thing

White Text says:
yah
they've been distracted
Korea is picking up the slack

Reddy says:
Korea has way more time on its hands

White Text says:
well, I wouldn't go that far
they've got a wacko on their northern border
that's gotta eat up some time

Reddy says:
Maybe it was Kim Jong Il that stopped by
I mean what has THAT guy got to do all day

White Text says:
i don't think N. Korea has internet access

Reddy says:
Kim Jong must

White Text says:
I think if it was him, he probably had to drive along the DMZ with his laptop, looking for a wireless signal to steal

Reddy says:
His day looks like this...
Breakfast, Oppress, oppress, oppress, lunch, more oppressing, oppress some more, dinner...
surely there is time for a little surfing

Blogivational Speaker

Slacker says:
hi
I need to go to the bank now
but
I am feeling lazy
give me a pep talk

Concrastinator says:
make the money come to you

Slacker says:
a banking pep talk
is this like a Tony Robbins kind of motivational talk?
if I SEE the money, I will have the money
visualization type thing

Concrastinator says:
right
right
or
just don't go to the bank
what does it matter anyway?
you can't take it with you
one missed deposit or withdrawal won't alter the course of human events

Slacker says:
oh, this is more of a Dalai Lama type thing
Two different directions

Concrastinator says:
yah

Slacker says:
both worth looking into
I am torn

Concrastinator says:
wait
instead of going to the bank, i want you to take that money and buy a person
that person can do all your banking for you in the future so that you never have to worry about this again

Slacker says:
like a personal assistant
or a slave
I think that is illegal
the slave part

Concrastinator says:
not really

Slacker says:
slavery is legal?

Concrastinator says:
it's perfectly legal if you don't get caught
see the diff?

Slacker says:
good point
I do
you are a very good motivational speaker
You have convinced me to be a self-sufficient, slave owning Buddhist

Concrastinator says:
you go girl