Blogivational Speaker

Slacker says:
hi
I need to go to the bank now
but
I am feeling lazy
give me a pep talk

Concrastinator says:
make the money come to you

Slacker says:
a banking pep talk
is this like a Tony Robbins kind of motivational talk?
if I SEE the money, I will have the money
visualization type thing

Concrastinator says:
right
right
or
just don't go to the bank
what does it matter anyway?
you can't take it with you
one missed deposit or withdrawal won't alter the course of human events

Slacker says:
oh, this is more of a Dalai Lama type thing
Two different directions

Concrastinator says:
yah

Slacker says:
both worth looking into
I am torn

Concrastinator says:
wait
instead of going to the bank, i want you to take that money and buy a person
that person can do all your banking for you in the future so that you never have to worry about this again

Slacker says:
like a personal assistant
or a slave
I think that is illegal
the slave part

Concrastinator says:
not really

Slacker says:
slavery is legal?

Concrastinator says:
it's perfectly legal if you don't get caught
see the diff?

Slacker says:
good point
I do
you are a very good motivational speaker
You have convinced me to be a self-sufficient, slave owning Buddhist

Concrastinator says:
you go girl