Blogsplosion

Natty Bumppo says:
oh dear lord!!!
are you covered with asbestos?

Cora says:
the plants on my little balcony are

Natty Bumppo says:
old faithfull erupted!
are you ok?
I didn't get your text till this morning!!

Cora says:
I'm fine
it was spooky though

Natty Bumppo says:
jeebers!!!!
so worried!!!!

Cora says:
it sounded like thunder

Natty Bumppo says:
BOOM!!!!!

Cora says:
long rolling thunder
I texted you

Natty Bumppo says:
yah!!

Cora says:
STAY ALIVE!!!!

Natty Bumppo says:
i didn't get it till this morning cause sprint is a tampon

Cora says:
lol

Natty Bumppo says:
i was like...nooooooooo!!!!
and then I took off in slo-mo running
with a grimace on my face
i was coming to find you

Cora says:
in the rain
I was staying alive
NO MATTER WHAT OCCURRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natty Bumppo says:
then i got captured by indians

Cora says:
I was wondering why you never found me
my building was evacuated

Natty Bumppo says:
and when i got to you, the indians wanted to kill you
so i bargained
i traded them a priggish english soldier for you

Cora says:
haha
priggish
good word

Natty Bumppo says:
then your sister jumped off a cliff

Cora says:
this is quite a story
it should be a movie

Natty Bumppo says:
it was a dramatic morning
but listen
it's not over yet
i got this dude name Uncas to off the dude who kidnapped you
and then we stared off into the sunset

Cora says:
roll credits

Natty Bumppo says:
(blog?)

Cora says:
yah
with some edits maybe
I was rambling

Natty Bumppo says:
ok

Cora says:
CUZ IT WAS SCARY