Everybody Blogs You

One Hit says:
I have to learn Everybody Wants You by Billy Squire for a gig on Friday
jealous?

Wonder says:
so jealous

One Hit says:
YOU GIVE IT ALL AWAAAAAY!!!!!
everybody wants you

Wonder says:
[hair toss]
[struts]

One Hit says:
yup

Wonder says:
[pouty lip]

One Hit says:
[rips tight pants]

Wonder says:
[stares upwards through tousled bangs]

One Hit says:
[thinks I am Robert Plant]

Wonder says:
[never makes another hit record again]

One Hit says:
[disappears from the public eye]
[makes millions from karaoke royalties]

Wonder says:
[lives on in the hearts of girls with no gaydar]