Blog Spice

Tarragon says:
so listen
scary spice was right
eddie is her baby's daddy
what do you think about THAT?

Paprika says:
I Think I am not THAT surprised

Tarragon says:
why do they fight?
what happened?
eddie is treating her like she's asbestos or something

Paprika says:
well

Tarragon says:
tell me

Paprika says:
Eddie just wanted a piece of spice, but I'm sure he didn't want to admit it in public

Tarragon says:
but
they were photographed together!
they are all "I love him, I love her"
then BAM

Paprika says:
well

Tarragon says:
eddie drops her like she's hot

Paprika says:
I guess he couldn't give her the ziga-zig-ah she needed
that's what she REALLY REALY wants

Tarragon says:
hhmmm
so sad

Paprika says:
it is
will they name the baby Bastard Spice?

Tarragon says:
Old Spice

Paprika says:
All Spice

Tarragon says:
Afro Spice
Spice Spice Baby
get it?

Paprika says:
yes
good one

Tarragon says:
thank you