Reunited And It Feels So Good.

Peaches says:
why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
I am so busy, plus you hate me
Peaches says:
granted, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
my lips have been crazy glued together?
Peaches says:
ok, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
my tongue was removed by savages?
Peaches says:
ok
Peaches says:
but
Peaches says:
why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
I took a vow of silence?
Peaches says:
that's fine, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
I'm all action, no talk?
Peaches says:
i could see why you'd say that, but why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
cuz I listented to that Beach Boys song "Don't Talk, put your head on my shoulder", and I thought it was a message from you through Brian Wilson?
Peaches says:
ok, but how come you weren't listening to Gwen Stefani sing "don't speak" while you weren't talking to me and why won't you talk to me?
Herb says:
cuz Gwen Stefani sucks
Peaches says:
oh
Peaches says:
that explains it all, actually
Peaches says:
now i *know* why you won't talk to me
Herb says:
right, you're getting it
Peaches says:
it's gwen's fault
Peaches says:
that bitch
Herb says:
yeah, she sucks
Herb says:
I don't care how nice her tummy is in a little shirt
Peaches says:
don't let her come between us
Herb says:
never