Prison Bitch

Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I have a confession to make
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I secretly sorta wished that you would go up the river so we could blog about it and you could be my prison-daddy.
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I would miss you, but it would be good for the blog and our famousnicity
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Because let's face it, America loves criminals
McGuilty says:
i'll go up the river for you
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
thank you
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Can I come visit?
McGuilty says:
yah
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and talk to you through the glass on that phone
McGuilty says:
yah
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and you could put your hand to the glass, and then I'd put my hand to the glass...
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
so romantic
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and I say stuff like, "I'm gonna get you outta here, baby"
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
"the blog has been askin about ya"
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
"I don't know what to tell it, being so young and all..."
McGuilty says:
that would be awesome
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
and you get all emotional
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
so awesome
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
let's do it
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
commit a crime
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
for the blog
McGuilty says:
what should I do?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
dunno
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what do you feel like doing?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
it is your crime and your jail time
McGuilty says:
umm
McGuilty says:
jaywalking?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
hmmm
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
I don't think you'd go up the river for that
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what else you got?
McGuilty says:
ummm
McGuilty says:
i didn't renew my dog’s dog license
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
ohhh, that's good
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
ok, so
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
you will go up the river for failing to renew the dog license
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
how many years you get for that?
McGuilty says:
20 to life with no chance of parole
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
wow
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
ok
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
good
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
see you up the river!!!
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
post this on the blog and call it, "Up the River"
McGuilty says:
ok
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what's your name?
McGuilty says:
McGuilty
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what's mine?
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
what is a good name for someone who sticks by her "man" when he goes "away" for several years?
McGuilty says:
ummm
McGuilty says:
crystalll
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
lololol
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
yes, with three L's
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Crystalll
McGuilty says:
wanda sue
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg says:
Lolol
McGuilty says:
Tami-Lynn Wynonna-Bologna Britney-Bear Peggy-Sue Cinnamon-Frost Rosenberg

(Blah Blah Blahg would like to thank the lovely DJ for the appropriately trashy yet hilarious name.)