Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Drum Key & Tomato



That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
hi


Dr. Drew says:
stop being a roller skate key

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok
I'll be a drum key
there


Dr. Drew says:
it looks like an intra-uterine device

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I have a doc appointment today


Dr. Drew says:
NO! you are not sick!
don't be sick!

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I'm not
my arm is F'd


Dr. Drew says:
who f'd your arm up?

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
there is something wrong with my right arm/shoulder
I don't really know
but it hurts


Dr. Drew says:
you have bursitis

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
and it doesn't work right


Dr. Drew says:
you have bursitis

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I think it is a mouse thing


Dr. Drew says:
bursitis

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
I do?


Dr. Drew says:
bursitis
there
i didn't even charge you a copay

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
is that a repetitive stress thing?
I think that might be it
you are really good at this


Dr. Drew says:
yep

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
you should write for WebMD


Dr. Drew says:
nah
that's for amateurs

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
well, at least take the co-pay
I'll send you 15 bucks


Dr. Drew says:
no
don't do it
i don't charge my friends

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok, well thanks
will I need PT? rest?
what do I do?


Dr. Drew says:
oh - just stop doing whatever it was you were doing to f your arm up

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok
punching orphans is fun though


Dr. Drew says:
well, you can punch orphans
you just can't do it repetitively

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
got it


Dr. Drew says:
try to cut down on your orphan portion size
i will ask one thing in lieu of the copay

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
ok


Dr. Drew says:
the thing i need you to do is - stop being a drum key

That One Armed Drummer Dude from Def Leppard says:
am I a tomato?


Dr. Drew says:
you are a tomato

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