Blog Me Baby One More Time

Tiffany says:
so how about the Spears Family Trainwreck?

Debbie Gibson says:
i don't think the Spearseseses are real
i think they are actors
paid to play a dysfunctional family

Tiffany says:
that is the best explanation
are there any other young spears sister left?
is JLS the last?

Debbie Gibson says:
let me wiki them

Tiffany says:
I think Santa needs to bring the Spears girls condoms for Christmas
and stay till morning to show them how to put one on using a banana

Debbie Gibson says:
there is an older brother bryan

Tiffany says:
bryan?
what's wrong with him?

Debbie Gibson says:
don't know yet

Tiffany says:
has he knocked anyone up?
caught with a trannie in West Hollywood?

Debbie Gibson says:
well, i think he's going to need a different dysfunction
britney's done the drugs and white trash marriage thing

Tiffany says:
right

Debbie Gibson says:
jamie did the teenage pregnancy thing

Tiffany says:
right

Debbie Gibson says:
maybe he's a serial killer

Tiffany says:
maybe he is a computer programmer who goes to work every day and leads a normal life
nah
what was I thinking?
definitely a serial killer

Debbie Gibson says:
lol