Stop, Drop and Roll

Duck Sauce says:
i smell bacon
do you?

Wet Blanket says:
no
you might be on fire
check
STOP DROP AND ROLL

Duck Sauce says:
nope
not on fire
although i AM hawt

Wet Blanket says:
don't ever do that again

Duck Sauce says:
i can't promise

Wet Blanket says:
next time you say Hawt you had better be on fire, I mean it

Duck Sauce says:
hawt

Wet Blanket says:
STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!!

Duck Sauce says:
i'm not on fire

Wet Blanket says:
yes you are

Duck Sauce says:
but i AM smokin'

Wet Blanket says:
I hate you