Edit Murphy

Axel Foley says:
we have to be careful with the edits
we want it to be real
organic
ya know?

Velvet Jones says:
i know
don't lecture me
miss-I-don't-do-a-goddamn-thing

Axel Foley says:
that was not as lecture
it was a helpful reminder
you know what I think?
I think you LIKE that I am a lazy good-for-nuthin'
because you get to have control of the content
I see what you are up to

Velvet Jones says:
are we breaking up?
is that what you want?

Axel Foley says:
no
don't be a drama queen

Velvet Jones says:
when have I EVER edited you??
I have ALWAYS NEVER TOUCHED your stuff

Axel Foley says:
there is no me in this, there is only us

Velvet Jones says:
~flings tiara at axel~
~stomps off~

Axel Foley says:
is that a double negative?
No

Velvet Jones says:
~turns~
I HATE YOU!!

Axel Foley says:
what's the opposite of a double negative?

Velvet Jones says:
~continues stomping~

Axel Foley says:
a single positive?
No

Velvet Jones says:
~secretively looks back to see if you are looking~
~stomps louder~
~slams stuff~

Axel Foley says:
~tries on tiara~

Velvet Jones says:
~tears up the blog~
~flings blog pieces at axel~

Axel Foley says:
~walks away humming "Listen"~
~messes up the melody~
~trips~
~falls down stairs~

Velvet Jones says:
~rushes to help axel~

Axel Foley says:
~fights for life~
(where are we going with this?)

Velvet Jones says:
(i think we're reconciling, but I'm not sure)

Axel Foley says:
~Laughs Out Loud~

Velvet Jones says:
~stomps away again~

Axel Foley says:
~dies~
~fade to black~
~credits~
~Oscars nominations announced~

Velvet Jones says:
~accepts your oscar, gives it to Eddie Murphy~

Axel Foley says:
~puts on fat suit~

Velvet Jones says:
lololol

Axel Foley says:
~makes terrible movie~

Velvet Jones says:
~picks up a transvestite hooker~

Axel Foley says:
ahahahahahahahahahah!