And I Am Telling You

Beyonce says:
did you listen to The Eug and the anti-gay phone company?
he ends the call with, "ok, bye...I love you"
"Gay T and T"
lololol

Jennifer says:
i couldn't get it to load
i love The Eug
maybe The Eug will discover us
maybe The Eug will get me pregnant and then make YOU the lead singer, prompting me to sing a deeply moving show stopper

Beyonce says:
what a great plan

Jennifer says:
i think it could work
there's a precedent

Beyonce says:
that is important for these types of things

Jennifer says:
then he will market you like a commodity and I will sink into poverty and alcoholism

Beyonce says:
this all sounds so familiar
I must be imagining it
go on

Jennifer says:
and then he will steal my comeback record and by this time you will be disillusioned and go through Jamie Foxx's I mean The Eug's drawers and find evidence of ethical violations
and then I will threaten to sue Jamie's I mean The Eug's ass and then we will be reunited for a concert where Jamie I mean The Eug sees his daughter for the first time and I hand him his balls on a platter
or something like that

Beyonce says:
this is good stuff
is Simon Cowell involved in this in any way?

Jennifer says:
Simon who? Oh, you mean the pansy brit who will be kissing my ass on Oscar Night?