Unchained Blogedy

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
we're running out of time to be funny
i'm still not feeling you

Roti Auratus says:
yeah
well
that's all

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
what?
"that's all"?

Roti Auratus says:
huh?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
when did you lose that loving feeling?
cause it's gone
gone
gone

Roti Auratus says:
whoa

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
whoa

Roti Auratus says:
whoa

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
see
now THAT joke's dead

Roti Auratus says:
yeah
sorry

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
it's not your fault
we both killed it

Roti Auratus says:
I just read our stuff from yesterday
and

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
yah?

Roti Auratus says:
I think we were funny enough for a week

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
are you gonna sit back on your ass?
is that it?

Roti Auratus says:
yes
yup

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
don't you know that being funny takes PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE?
you will lose your edge

Roti Auratus says:
no

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
yes

Roti Auratus says:
that , my dear, is how you get to carnegie Hall
being funny just happens
I just let the funny roll out of me
like a comedy hamster wheel

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
you poop in your hamster wheel
and you eat your young

Roti Auratus says:
true
but
it is funny

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
meh

Roti Auratus says:
what is funnier than pooping?
and eating babies?
nothing

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
you have a point