Cheese, Angelina, Bombs, Holy War with Madonna...(and fiery popcorn)

Special Envoy says:
i love how we are famous in 4 countries now
canada, london, china, usa
yes
london is a country
so shut up

Ambassador says:
yes
we are so global

Special Envoy says:
what's the capital of london?
i'd like to write them a thank you note

Ambassador says:
Paris

Special Envoy says:
i'm holding off on thanking canada because I don't trust canada's motives for reading the blog

Ambassador says:
Canada just wants another way to get their cheap drugs over the border
and to sell Anne Murray records

Special Envoy says:
yeah
so
we need to hold them at arm's length

Ambassador says:
yeah
good foreign policy

Special Envoy says:
my arm's length
not yours
cause if YOU held them at arm's length, they'd be sitting in my lap

Ambassador says:
yeah
so
listen

Special Envoy says:
what

Ambassador says:
now that we are goodwill ambassadors to many foreign nations... What should we do?

Special Envoy says:
send cheese
and send angelina to adopt all their babies

Ambassador says:
those are good first steps
when do we send the military and blow shit up?

Special Envoy says:
when they don't give us their oil fields
so WATCH OUT, LONDON!

Ambassador says:
That London Oil is a hot commodity

Special Envoy says:
is there a puppet dictator in london that we can overthrow? It's Madonna, right?

Ambassador says:
I think so
that bitch with her red wrist bands wants a holy war
she will get one!

Special Envoy says:
good
i never liked her

Ambassador says:
ok
so
cheese, Angelina, bombs, holy war with Madonna
done
god I love being the foreign ambassador