Get Yer Freak Coup-on!

Present this coupon on the Blah Blah Blahg Forum for a night of panytless partying with Paris. Not valid where personal hygiene products are sold.


Assenmacher Lugwork says:
hi

Half Off Taco says:
hi

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
our forum is not popular

Half Off Taco says:
no

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
and that saddens me
weren't we going to do a two for one deal or something?

Half Off Taco says:
yeah
a coupon

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
right

Half Off Taco says:
but
for what?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
umm
well
for us

Half Off Taco says:
right

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
there's 2 of us

Half Off Taco says:
yes

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
so you'd get us both for the price of one of us

Half Off Taco says:
right
how mush is one of us?
mush
how MUCH is one of us?
I am at least 13 bucks
you are like 27.99
so
we should make them pay for you

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
yes

Half Off Taco says:
ok
so
we need a coupon
how will we get the coupon out to people?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
remember that coupon?

Half Off Taco says:
what coupon?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
This one

Half Off Taco says:
ohhh
so what do we do with it?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
umm
dunno?

Half Off Taco says:
stand on top of a high rise and throw them off?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
ummm
i dunno?

Half Off Taco says:
stand on the corner in a chicken suit and sandwich board handing them out?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
dunno?

Half Off Taco says:
Have Matt Lauer tattoo it on his forehead?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
dunno?
maybe?

Half Off Taco says:
have Angelina Joile adopt a coupon?
Joile

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
i guess?

Half Off Taco says:
Have the coupon go on a diet, get a spray tan, and make an internet sex video?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
might as well?

Half Off Taco says:
Ohhh
I know
have the coupon get drunk, go for a drive, slap a cop and go to rehab?

Assenmacher Lugwork says:
i think the coupon should party pantyless with Paris

Half Off Taco says:
yes