Blogging in Slow Motion

Neotard says:
you know what would be cool

Trinity says:
what

Neotard says:
being able to walk in slow motion
all the time
people look really cool walking in slow motion

Trinity says:
know what would be really cool?

Neotard says:
what?

Trinity says:
slapping you upside your retard head
you don't know what cool is

Neotard says:
yes i do

Trinity says:
cool is being able to have bullets bounce off you
cool is xray vision
cool is being able to eat 5 meatball parm subs and not gain weight

Neotard says:
in slow motion
everything is cooler in slow motion

Trinity says:
cool is the lasso of truth

Neotard says:
ok
but
imagine spinning the lasso of truth
in slow motion

Trinity says:
you are a retard

Neotard says:
slow motion rules

Trinity says:
tell you what
i'll get you liquored up on Olde English
and then not only will you see things in slow motion, they'll have vapor trails too

Neotard says:
deal