Pretty, Witty and Gay

Maria says:
hi
is today email a moron day?
because many morons are emailing me and they would like an email back
I just got an email from someone who wants funding from us and she called me "maria"
um...

Tony says:
maria

Maria says:
you might want to check into what the "M" stands for first

Tony says:
ma-REEE-AH!! I just spammed a girl named MA-REEE-AH!!
and suddenly that name
oh never mind
do you feel pretty?
oh so pretty?
pretty and witty and gay?
and do you pity
and girl who isn't you today?
(stop me)

Maria says:
lolol
I feel some of those things
at least one of those things