The Blog Is Life

Oskar Schindler says:
i love our blog

Itzhak Stern says:
me too

Oskar Schindler says:
I would stay awake with the blog while it had the flu and rub it's back and feed it soup

Itzhak Stern says:
I would wake up an hour early to drive the blog 50 miles to work

Oskar Schindler says:
i would shove the blog out of the way of a speeding car

Itzhak Stern says:
I would kiss the blog if it had morning breath
with tongue

Oskar Schindler says:
I would forgive the blog if it cheated on me with another blog

Itzhak Stern says:
I would give the blog the last beer in the fridge

Oskar Schindler says:
when the blog dies, I will start a foundation and charity race in the blog's name and make sure all the proceeds go to further blog research

Itzhak Stern says:
I will send a dozen roses everyday to the blog's grave

Oskar Schindler says:
I would step in front of a bullet for the blog

Itzhak Stern says:
I would give the blog a kidney

Oskar Schindler says:
i would include the blog on a list of blogs, thereby saving it from the nazis

Itzhak Stern says:
whoever saves one blog, saves the blog entire
the blog is life

Oskar Schindler says:
even though the blog chewed up a pair of shoes a week, I would write a grammatically incorrect bestseller about the blog, entitled "The Blog and Me"

Itzhak Stern says:
I would buy that on Amazon and pay full shipping