Merry...that pygmy hates me...

Pimply Farty Face:
what are you doing for xmas?

Tiny Little Blames The Farts On Tay Tay:
going to Toronto

Pimply Farty Face:
don't

TLBTFOTT:
to see my family

Pimply Farty Face:
don't

TLBTFOTT:
even though my mother is making me nuts
she keeps calling!
Why???

Pimply Farty Face:
toronto will eat you up and spit you out

TLBTFOTT:
it already did
I don't really like Toronto that much

Pimply Farty Face:
toronto will drink your last beer

TLBTFOTT:
Toronto will hit on my wife
in front of me

Pimply Farty Face:
toronto will back into your car and not leave a note

TLBTFOTT:
Toronto will get drunk and pee on your rose bushes

Pimply Farty Face:
toronto will ditch you at the bar even tho toronto is supposed to be wingman
cause toronto had more success with the chick you were hitting on

TLBTFOTT:
Toronto will come over and order a bunch of pizzas and when they arrive say, "hey man I forgot my wallet, can you spot me?" and then never pay you back

Pimply Farty Face:
toronto will take your car and return it with the gas tank empty and a headlight out

TLBTFOTT:
Toronto will get a blow job from your little sister and then call her a dirty whore

~awkward silence~

Pimply Farty Face:
lol
It's bad that I laughed, right?