Fug You, You Fugging Funts

Krystle says:
the Fuggers stole us again

Krystle says:
noooo
linky

Krystle says:
posted IM's

Krystle says:
i hate them

Krystle says:
it even sort of sounds like us
our style
the way we get into a groove

Krystle says:
LINKY!!

Krystle says:
http://www.gofugyourself.typepad.com/
you know the site!
don't tell me what to do!
I am lazy, not you!

Krystle says:
listen
do you ever want to see the blog again?
because what I giveth, I can take away

Krystle says:
just look at the fuggers

~Krystle looks~

Krystle says
HOLY SHIT!!!
that is TOTALLY US!!

Krystle says:
see?
the riffing on a theme...

Krystle says:
those bitches!!
how long have they been fugging?
because I bet we go back further

Krystle says:
not sure
IM blogging is definitely ours

Krystle says:
yep
god i hate them
i need to get a soda

Krystle says:
I love them
but
I hate them=
for being more famous
on our backs

Krystle says:
bitches stole our schtick
let's get them

Krystle says:
how do we get 'em?

Krystle says:
shit
they go back to 2004
we only started in August 05

Krystle says:
yeah
but with IM's?

Krystle says:
oh yeah
you have a point
they stole that bit

Krystle says:
yeah
git 'em

Krystle says:
wait
~getting soda~

Krystle says:
ok
Krystle says:
Ok, I'm back
and I've thought about it
i don't think we should get them
i think we should rise above

Krystle says:
yes
I agree
there is room for all of us

Krystle says:
(but you can spit in their drinks at the next big gala we attend with them, if you want)

Krystle says:
ok
I might key their cars in the parking lot
or pay the valet to do it

Krystle says:
oooh
that's good
but
what if they don't have cars?
i know!!
bring a big black sharpie to the next gala
and while you are hugging them, write "cunt" on their backs
you'll have to practice writing cunt backwards

Krystle says:
I have that down already, no worries

Krystle says:
cool

Krystle says:
t-n-u-c
see?

Krystle says:
lol

Krystle says:
(we blogged)
what should we call it?
Throw down?

Krystle says:
yah

Krystle says:
ok
http://www.sancho-asia.com/IMG/jpg/throw_down_big.jpg
Blog Jihad

Krystle says:
no
the pic needs to be a girl on girl catfight
and yeah, we gotta call it blog jihad

Krystle says:
yah
Jihad me at hello
I just thought of that. I bet I wasn't the first...but it made me laugh

Krystle says:
lolol
i just like how blog and jihad rhyme

Krystle says:
man, what pic will we use
googling Jihad is scary
http://www.videovat.com/images/060421-hooters-shorts-catfight-video-1.jpg

Krystle says:
no
we need a nonblurry one

Krystle says:
http://www.geocities.com/sauu_sauu33/Cat-Fight.jpg
http://www.danaholst.com/images/wrestle/red_cat_fight.jpg

Krystle says:
yeah!
second one!!

Krystle says:
http://www.theretrobaby.com/store/images/Dynasty.gif
I liked that one too

Krystle says:
oooo
alexis and krystle
we are totally the krystle in this

Krystle says:
yes