"Where Was I?"

We love our fans. This is a lovely note from Dr. Zhivago from our forum:


"Wow, your blog is the best. It's like the family I never had except better. Did you know I was born without a family? It's true. Families are a crutch anyways. If I was a dinosaur I would probably try to eat my family if I had one. That's a lot of 'ifs' though. Ok, where was I...oh yeah, your blog is the best. It's good like things that are blueberry flavored but not flavored like blueberry flavoring. I mean lavored like real blueberries. It's pretty hard to come by things with true blueberry flavoring. There's this little hole-in-the-wall independent soda maker in Willimantic, CT that makes a blueberry soda every now and then. They color it orange for some reason, but it tastes just like real blueberries. Ok, where was I...oh yeah, your blog is the best. At least I remember it being the best. I haven't actually read it in years and years. When I was pregnant back in 'Nam, your blog was my favorite thing to read. Charlie didn't like us coming into their villages and reading your blog very much. Oh sure, during the day they were like, 'Ooooh, look at the blog. It's so interesting!' but by night they would come out and shoot anyone who read it. Ok, where was I...oh yeah, your blog is the best. I try not to be superfluous with my superlatives but this blog really deserves to be called the best. Ever. I think. I'll go read it now. I'm sure it's the best though. Right? I mean, not many blogs have their own forums. Right? Maybe they do, who knows. I don't really read blogs."