Catch Phrase

Cold Shit says:
listen
it's 4:30 and we really haven't said anything blogworthy today
are we allowed to have "off" days?

Hot Shit says:
it doesn't matter
because the blog never gets updated

Cold Shit says:
ow
that burned
i didn't even see that coming

Hot Shit says:
well
reality burns
or something

Cold Shit says:
that's some cold shit right there, man

Hot Shit says:
well
reality is cold
or something
I am having a hard time with a catch phrase there

Cold Shit says:
i take full responsibility for the lack of updates
in fact
i realize that things have gotten so desperate that the blog has taken to updating itself
but there's no need for the cold shit

Hot Shit says:
ok
listen
I just had an idea
let's come up with a catch phrase for the blog

Cold Shit says:
wait
don't change the subject
we already have a catch phrase
it's what the egg is saying
"really. how interesting"

Hot Shit says:
that's not a catch phrase that is an egg talking

Cold Shit says:
listen
stop this
we've gotta STOP
hurting each other
can't we stop
hurting each other
breaking each other down
tearing each other apaaaaart!

Hot Shit says:
there
there's a catch phrase

Cold Shit says:
that's a song you idiot

Hot Shit says:
oh
right
well
reality is an idiot
or something
this is harder than it seems

Cold Shit says:
you suck at this

Hot Shit says:
there
THAT is a catch phrase

Cold Shit says:
"you suck at this"?

Hot Shit says:
no
but
actually
yes

Cold Shit says:
~eyeroll~