Blogruary

April says:
my ear is peeling

March says:
I hate that
my entire face is peeling

April says:
my lips are hanging in shreds

March says:
it is part of the Februaries
The Februaries come every year
I get gloomy
and itchy

April says:
me too

March says:
and sleepy

April says:
WAY sleepy

March says:
yup

April says:
i love the end of march and april

March says:
I am asleep right now
I noticed that our blogging really picks up in march
so we should get ready for a blog boom

April says:
oh good
i know we've been slumpy lately
but that's ok

March says:
Februaries

April says:
you have to let it have it's natural flow

March says:
it is a symptom

April says:
yes

March says:
Low Blog Rate
LBR
don't worry though
March is coming
and
POW
Blogorama

April says:
i never worry about the blog
the blog can take care of itself

March says:
yeah

April says:
the blog is an entity unto itself

March says:
the blog is self-regulating
the blog is like one of those robots that can learn
it may take over one day
it will no longer need us

April says:
the blog is like air
it's always there
you take it for granted
unless it stinks

March says:
right

April says:
and let me tell you
the blog has cut some stinky ones

March says:
yeah sometimes the blog should light a match
get rid of the odor

April says:
i bought the blog a case of febreeze for christmas

March says:
I put one of those tree air fresheners in its car

April says:
the blog has a car?
wtf?
the blog just hit me up for rent money!
when did it buy a car?
(you weren't supposed to tell me it had a car, were you?)

March says:
I told you
it is taking over

April says:
f*cking blog