Blogtose Intolerant (or, as they say, Lactose Inbloggerant)

Smoked Gouda says:
so
how was your night?

Lactaid says:
uneventful
we ate pizza and I watched The Missus set up her new photography stuff
then I had a cheese in my guts attack at 4 am

Smoked Gouda says:
nooooooo

Lactaid says:
yeah
it happens
I should really not eat cheese

Smoked Gouda says:
don't eat cheese, ok?

Lactaid says:
ok
cheese hates me

Smoked Gouda says:
maybe you and cheese should do some relationship therapy

Lactaid says:
I think we should just break up

Smoked Gouda says:
that's drastic

Lactaid says:
well, it hasn't been working for a long time
we keep trying
doing the same thing over and over

Smoked Gouda says:
yet expecting different results
and neither of you are willing to change your approach
you're always going to want to CONSUME cheese. smother it.
cheese will always eat away at you from the inside

Lactaid says:
right
right
so
it might be time
to end it

Smoked Gouda says:
perhaps you are right

Lactaid says:
cheese is funny
I get mixed messages from cheese
first it is too clingy
then
it wants out!
it runs!
just like that

Smoked Gouda says:
is cheese afraid of committment?
is cheese afraid of the natural progression of a relationship?

Lactaid says:
cheese isn't looking for anything SOLID with me

Smoked Gouda says:
so this isn't a relationship
you turn to each other when there's nothing better around

Lactaid says:
exactly
I need to release the cheese

Smoked Gouda says:
yah
this isn't healthy

Lactaid says:
it isn't fair to either of us
I can't please the cheese, the cheese can't please me

Smoked Gouda says:
who seeks who out?
who initiates?

Lactaid says:
well
it's seems that everytime I feel the need for cheese
cheese just HAPPENS to be there
I open the door
CHEESE!
right there

Smoked Gouda says:
that's a very passive way of describing it

Lactaid says:
I think the cheese is manipulative

Smoked Gouda says:
it's like you are saying it's not your fault
you can always say no
you can cut the cheese.......
.....out of your life

Lactaid says:
I am powerless over the cheese
lololol