Puke, Rage, Die

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
so
I am writing a book
about an attractive, successful, woman in New York
she decides that she needs to go on a journey around the world to find herself

Easy Reader says:
Puke, Rage, Hate

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
the people of each country she goes to are not charmed by her self-absorbed, shallow observations
and they chase her out
to the next country
finally
she meets a man in Indonesia
and she irritates him so much that he kills her
the end
yes
it is called Puke, Beg, Die
your title is good too

Easy Reader says:
lololol
Puke Rage Die
that's a good combo
Beg is good tho

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
better
yup

Easy Reader says:
i love your book

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
I think I need to design the cover

Easy Reader says:
i would like to give you the nobel for literature

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
man, it is going to be huge
Oprah will lavish praise on me

Easy Reader says:
are you going to couch jump?

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
I will spend the entire hour of Oprah's show jumping from couch to couch
that is good television

Easy Reader says:
i agree
one whole hour

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
yup
no talking
just
jumping
Oprah can just sit in her chair

Easy Reader says:
and watch

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
and go to her quiet place

Easy Reader says:
and fluff her hair

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
and every 10 minutes she can get up, leave the set
and come back in a new outfit

Easy Reader says:
and when she goes to commercial, she can shake out her curls and say, "when we come back, more Melissaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in that mannish way

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
exactly

Easy Reader says:
like she's announcing a pro wrestling tournament

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
and I will just be jumping

Easy Reader says:
you're gonna need to start training
couch jumping is a demanding sport

Elizabeth Gilbert says:
why do you think I have been going to the "gym"?
I am ready for Oprah

Easy Reader says:
go get 'em tiger

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ed note: I put this up for comparison purposes. Reddy did a great job with her cover up there, didn't she?