Random Celebriblog

TMZ says:
you should call me
i sound husky

Perez Hilton says:
you sound like Kathleen Turner?

TMZ says:
yep
weird accent and all

Perez Hilton says:
with that teeth clicking?

TMZ says:
i can't manage that

Perez Hilton says:
where the hell is she from anyway?

TMZ says:
she changes it everytime she's asked

Perez Hilton says:
she is from Middle earth

TMZ says:
she's a hobbit?
or an orc?
ok listen
wikipedia says she was born in missouri
but
her dad was a missionary or something
and she grew up in Canada, Cuba, Venezuela, and the United Kingdom

Perez Hilton says:
well
that explains that

TMZ says:
this is what she said about herself
"on a night when I feel really good about myself, I can walk into a room, and if a man doesn't look at me he's probably gay."
holy crap
she has rheumatoid arthritis
poor thing
that shit hurts

Perez Hilton says:
I bet it does
you know what is the best part of wikipedia
the fights on the discussion page

TMZ says:
oh
i never look at those

Perez Hilton says:
people are very serious about wiki accuracy
on all kinds of subjects
the best are Lord of the Rings, Star trek and the Beatles
do not get shit wrong
or you will be chased off of the wiki forever
shunned

TMZ says:
lololol

Perez Hilton says:
"You fucking moron!! Paul played drums on Back in the USSR and it was a Thursday session NOT a Wednesday!!!!"
good stuff

TMZ says:
lololol

Perez Hilton says::
are there fights about Kathleen Turner?

TMZ says:
i was watching a BBC show called Top Gear yesterday

Perez Hilton says::
I know that show

TMZ says:
and the host was talking about roadie-ing for The Who
and he said "little known fact - Zac Starkey who, unlike his father, plays the drums,......(something i couldn't remember cause I was laughing so hard)"

Perez Hilton says:
hahaha

TMZ says:
but then i turned the channel cause it was just a bunch of boys standing around a car going "this one goes fast" "no this one goes faster" "i have a new fuel pump"
boring

Perez Hilton says:
yah
I can't watch that show

TMZ says:
me neither
it's dumb

Perez Hilton says:
I saw some of Ringos "story tellers
and I thought
really?
Ringo gets a storytellers?
I had to turn away
because he looked like someone's dad went shopping at Hot Topic

TMZ says:
lololol

Perez Hilton says::
and he talked about all these songs I have never heard of and were terrible
and he is a bad singer
I felt bad for him

TMZ says:
it's hard to feel sorry for someone who could build his 20,000 sq. ft. house entirely out of wadded up $100,000 bills, set fire to it and still be unimaginably wealthy

Perez Hilton says:
haha

TMZ says:
it's called perspective, baby