Boner Gets My Vote

Corky says:
good morning
my voice is scratchy

John Holmes says:
good morning
are you sick?
or are you Stevie Nicks?

Corky says:
i have a cold
i think the fact that the weather has swung from 2 degrees to 62 degrees in 2 days has something to do with it

John Holmes says:
yup
I had to check my calendar today
January 8
going up to 65 degrees today

Corky says:
me too
it's supposed to hit 62 today

John Holmes says:
did I move to North Carolina?

Corky says:
florida

John Holmes says:
oh
nobody told me I was moving
oh well
better get a bathing suit

Corky says:
yep
are you at the gym?

John Holmes says:
yes
I am on the ab bench
is it a bench?
or a board?

Corky says:
smoking a cigarette
it is a bench

John Holmes says:
lol
yes
I am on the ab bench
smoking
drinking bourbon
hitting on the cute trainer

Corky says:
don't forget to pop a few pills

John Holmes says:
~pops viagras~

Corky says:
good girl

John Holmes says:
thanks
now I will have a boner all day

Corky says:
ouchy

John Holmes says:
boner might be the funniest word of all time

Corky says:
i'm not sure
retard is pretty funny
your boner is retarded

John Holmes says:
that is the funniest phrase of all time
retard is mean
boner isn't mean
just funny
boner gets my vote
which something I have never said before

Corky says:
you've said it
i've heard you say it

John Holmes says:
"boner gets my vote"?
I have said that?

Corky says:
i have heard you say it to subway attendants when you have problems with your metrocard

John Holmes says:
lolol

Corky says:
i have heard you say that to waitresses who do a good job

John Holmes says:
I'm definitely going to start

Corky says:
i heard you say that to the owner of a bodega who tried to sell you Playgirl

John Holmes says:
I am going to say it to everyone I am praising from now on

Corky says:
i think you should

John Holmes says:
Mom, Thankgsgiving dinner was delicious
boner gets my vote

Corky says:
"secretary - thanks for collating that report. Boner gets my vote!"

John Holmes says:
yep
once again...
we are changing the culture for the better

Corky says:
paradigm shifters, that's us

John Holmes says:
yup

Corky says:
you need to 'boner gets my vote' US

John Holmes says:
put it at the bottom of the blog
where it says "ediots"