Advice Blog

Smelly & Festive in New York says:
so
I am having a dilemma
I have to go to a friend's moving to LA party tonight
in the city
so I don't want to go all the way home after work
but
I need to bring home my "gym" stuff to wash
but
I don't want to bring it to the party
cuz that is gross
so
how do I get my gym stuff home without going home?
Fedex?
put it in a cab?
please help

Dear Scabby says:
hi
this is what you do
leave the gym stuff at work
bring new gym stuff on monday
bring all the gym stuff home monday night
or
does your gym rent lockers?
go buy a lock
and stuff your bag in a locker
and
after the party
get a cab to the locker

Smelly & Festive in New York says:
both are good ideas
I have a lock

Dear Scabby says:
pick up the bag
then take the subway home
and
while you are on the subway, unpack your bag, walk around the car and ask people if they want to smell your shorts
stand right in front of them
stretch out your arm with the shorts
and say
"c'mon
it smells like pumpkins
who doesn't like pumpkins?"
do it

Smelly & Festive in New York says:
what would I do without you and your great ideas

Dear Scabby says:
i don't know