The Blogxorcist

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
what are you doing for halloween that is scary?
i am not shaving my legs

Count Blogula says:
SCARY

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
what are you doing?

Count Blogula says:
I am watching an entire episode of Tyra Banks
ALONE

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
i think you should leave some mayonnaise out on the counter in summertime and then make a sandwich with it and eat it

Count Blogula says:
that gave me shivers

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
i know

Count Blogula says:
never speak of it again

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
sorry
i think i will also rake the leaves in my brand new sneakers, and not check to see where the dog's poop is before i step
but that's not scary so much as it is gross

Count Blogula says:
I'm going to buy the new Britney record
Spoooooooooky

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
~gets garlic wreath~
actually, i think the only thing that would repel Britney at this point would be a wreath of undies and a bottle of non-alcoholic beer

Count Blogula says:
HAHA

Bride of Bloggenstein says:
~sprinkles Count Blogula with non-alcoholic beer~

Count Blogula says:
I feel the urge to raise my children well
that was CLOSE