Blog You Like a Hurricane

Cold Front says:
i want you to know
the weather service says you are weakening

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
I still have some fight in me
do not test me

Cold Front says:
that is not the point
WHY did I have to find this out from the weather service?
why didn't you tell me yourself?

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
I am letting them handle my press
I talk to no one
and believe me they are getting a big old fee
so I don't want to hear it

Cold Front says:
sure, blow off africa, mess around a couple of cargo ships, hire some bunch of geeks to represent you, then peak before the age of 3days
some Melissa YOU are
i am not impressed

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
I like to enter with a bang
and leave before anyone notices

Cold Front says:
perhaps it is poetic justice that you are weakening

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
it's my thing

Cold Front says:
i've known better storms than you

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
perhaps it is strategy

Cold Front says:
storms that effed up florida BIG time
you think you're so cool
they won't even bother to put the Coast Guard on red alert for you

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
Florida is a waste of my time

Cold Front says:
uh huh

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
that is for the boy storms

Cold Front says:
riiiiight

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
yer Andrews, yer Dennis
dudes
I mean Florida looks like a big dick

Cold Front says:
at least they made LAND!

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
pffft

Cold Front says:
you're just swirling around like a toilet bowl and you're not even doing that well

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
I am pretty though

Cold Front says:
pretty weak

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
all swirly and twisty

Cold Front says:
(i just burped soda and it went up my nose and stung)
(and made my eyes water)

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
I bet it felt like hurricane melissa

Cold Front says:
I've seen jacuzzis more powerful than you

Tropical Depression Melissa says:
Yeah, I am a fart in the bath tub
I'm so ashamed