That New Blog Smell

Outback says:
did I tell you we bought a new car on Saturday?
I have never had a new car before

Civic says:
congratulations

Outback says:
I am afraid to drive it because it is so shiny

Civic says:
what is it?

Outback says:
Nissan Sentra

Civic says:
that is not an SUV
that isn't even vaguely lesbian

Outback says:
yeah, we thought about subaru outbacks and all that
but the sentra spoke to us
so
I will turn it into the new lesbian car of choice
just wait

Civic says:
isn't it a law that lesbians have to buy outbacks or jeep libertys?

Outback says:
it is "strongly suggested"

Civic says:
you're a paradigm shifter

Outback says:
that's right
dykes all over will be driving Nissan Sentras
anyway
I was driving this car the other day
and I found myself sweating and white knuckling
because it is so new and shiny
I have never driven such a car

Civic says:
that's so cute
you were nervous about breaking it in

Outback says:
yes

Civic says:
i bet that car had never been with a lesbian before

Outback says:
I could tell

Civic says:
i bet you made it's first time really meaningful

Outback says:
it didn't pull to the left at all
our old car was such a dirty old dyke
this car is bi-curious

Civic says:
lolol

Outback says:
for now
once I turn her over a few times...
forget it